Saturday, July 21, 2007

Give Resistance a new lease of life.

Sometimes here at The Shed we get a little bored and frustrated with certain games. It's all part and parcel of having a short attention span. So, whilst playing a two player deathmatch on Resistance: Fall Of Man with the point limit set to 250, mine and my brother's interest began to gradually wane. Rather than quitting to the main menu and starting a quicker, less time-consuming match, we decided to see who could commit the most elaborate suicide. And so the Resistance Suicide Olympics was born.
You'd be amazed at how compulsive blowing yourself up with a well-aimed grenade can be. Throw one just in front of yourself, run into it, time a jump and you can perform graceful aerial flips and spins. Watch with morbid glee at the ragdoll physics sending your hapless body through the air and then respawn and do it all over again.
At the Resistance suicide Olympics, there are hundreds of possibilities, numerous acrobatic variations to subject your poor ragdoll puppet to (note: not quite as satisfying with Chimera). It's not long before you'll be setting yourself alight, throwing an explosive near a third story window and challenging yourself to flip your character out of it. Alternatively, why not blow yourself up so that your corpse cartwheels through a car windscreen? Why not? In Resistance only mind you...The Shed does not condone real life suicide. Keep it virtual, people!
You might also like to try this in any game that possesses humorous ragdoll physics, high environments and oodles of explosives. Go on...give it a go. It's no substitute for fragging a buddy, but it sure is a funny diversion, in a twisted kind of way.
Gotta go. Medication time.

Note weird foetal position in this one. Eerie. Almost makes you want to stop blowing the poor fella up. Almost... ~>

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